A ram butted in to a row on the street, about who told the best joke in the Naval Animal Fleet

‘Oh that’s easy,’ said a llama, in funky suede pyjama’s.

‘Yeah, that’s nailed on,’ said the camouflaged taipan.

‘Argue no more,’ said every carnivore.

‘It’s Croc,’ roared the crowd, aloud and proud.

‘Prove it,’ moaned the ram, believing the argument a scam.

When the afore-mentioned, crocodile, with a rather cunning smile, delivered the punch-line… on the River Nile…

So, whilst the shark and goat, wolf and stoat, laughed in the snow, the ram was not at all aglow.

And when it made a remark about the croc’s apparel, he was promptly picked up and placed in a barrel

He was stirred around with vanilla and coke, and then drunk down in one gulp, before he got to tell his joke.