A cat called Ginger and a kraken called Whisky arrived into port all brisk and frisky

Thirsty and inspired, their visas expired, they vowed to elope and simultaneously retired

They celebrated with ale, and far too much rum, awash in much merriment and plentiful fun

But it all went wrong at the New Year gong, as Whisky ate Ginger when the clock went Ding-Dong!