A cat called Ginger and a kraken called Whisky arrived into port all brisk and frisky Thirsty and inspired, their visas expired, they vowed to elope and simultaneously retired They celebrated with ale, and far too much rum, awash in much merriment and plentiful fun But it all went wrong at the New Year gong,…
Tag: New Year’s Eve
RAM & COKE
A ram butted in to a row on the street, about who told the best joke in the Naval Animal Fleet ‘Oh that’s easy,’ said a llama, in funky suede pyjama’s. ‘Yeah, that’s nailed on,’ said the camouflaged taipan. ‘Argue no more,’ said every carnivore. ‘It’s Croc,’ roared the crowd, aloud and proud. ‘Prove it,’…
THE SNAKE BITE
A snake had a drink on a winter’s night, and challenged a snowman to a fight. A crowd soon gathered and stood in a row, wincing and flinching at the sound of each blow. When the snake took a bite, they summoned a vet ‘Who won?’ the vet cried. ‘Am I too late to place…
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